Inventions that should exist

In the technological world that I see around me, I am amazed by what the human race has achieved. We are truly in a digital age that was unimaginable just 20 years ago. I look forward to what the future will bring; if all the possible inventors in the world don't waste too much time on angry birds (I swear it will be the downfall of man).

But sometimes I think some things should have been invented already ... they seem semi realistic, just get on with it, come on.

-The new tooth-

Tooth ache due to a rotten tooth? No worries ... just rip out the old one and put in a new tooth seed. A few weeks later ... brand new tooth. It may hurt at first but the new tooth would have a ten year guarantee. Sorted.

And you say you want shark teeth? Fine ... go for it, you nutter.

Chances of it happening in your lifetime: Surprisingly realistic according to current research, but will probably just be created in a lab and never made commercial.

Smolemon medical presents the tooth seed

-The no hassle car-

You want a personal vehicle that can get you from point A to B without having to worry about keeping it maintained. You want a car that doesn't cause any hassle, just fill it up with petrol (or electricity if you are eco-conscious) when it requires.

I don't care if it's a flat packed vehicle I have to go to the shop to buy a new one once a year rather than having an MOT, service, and all that other rubbish.

Cars are a lot of hassle to say that they are just glorified meat sack transporters.

Chances of it happening in your lifetime: Hell no, that would be too easy.

A boxed car from Ikea

-The dream recorder-

"I had a dream last night, it was like a film, it was amazing"

"Ohh sounds interesting, tell me about it"

"ok, well, I went to the shops and my girlfriend was there, only she was a walrus ... then Jessica Alba turned up and said she loved me but there was a zombie Justin Bieber chasing her and spitting on his fans as he went ..."

"Stop there ... it doesn't sound interesting at all, it just sounds weird"

"Oh? Let me show you on my dream recorder..."

... *play* ...

"OMG! THAT WAS AMAZING!!!"

"told you"

Chances of it happening in your lifetime: Highly doubtful. Though they can pick up brain waves and try to decipher them ... our brains are just too damned complicated for us (or our computers) to understand. Dreams are just loose ends of memory connections to the hippocampus that are being filed away and attempted to be understood or deleted. Until we truly understand the brain, we won't be getting a HD dream recorder ... sorry.

Dream recorder to record your dreams

But who knows ... there may be a massive breakthrough any day now for any of these inventions!

One day you may be splitting up with your significant other because they looked through your dreams and caught you banging their friend from work in the city of Atlantis.

Anyway, stop reading this article, and get inventing...

Do you have any inventions that you can't believe hasn't been invented yet?

Posted by: Smolemon at 17:35:39 5th Sep 2013

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